The Second Annual International Hemperor Day

TheEttinKing · Post by **TheEttinKing** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:01 pm

Lucien wrote:I cant find the damn surcoat! Is a tunic fine or am I discharacterizing(is this right?) our friend?

I don't think the vendor sells this a tailor must make it.

chumbucket · Post by **chumbucket** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:02 pm

Kabal wrote:
chumbucket wrote:You are just jealous of the adulation of hemperor on this shard.
Hemperor's prescence here on uosa has been purely negative. Never once has hemperor ever done anything that benefits the shard like, posting a screen shot of the day, provided new player housing, hosted an event, or whatever. Instead, what do you get from Hemperor? You get cutting bandages every time, 545674654564 million random, cracked out comments on the forums, constant talk in irc about LoL and other games that dont matter, attempts to infiltrate the uosa museum or whatever.

And lets take a closer look at chumbucket's role in this. chumbucket only logs in when theres above average player activity, ie. events and international hemperor days, chumbucket likes to steal, do you see where this is going? Do you rly think for a second that a guy who only logs in when he can exploit the player base(you, reading this) the most, is going to log in and throw an event for a beslubbering, lack-luster, mumble-news like hemperor.

My advice, avoid this trap like a fresh, steaming pile of dogshit in your front lawn left by your neigbors dog.

Because only when you wear a hemperor outfit can I possibly harm you!

Anyways, could you please take your bizarreness to the trash talk forum? I just wanted to start building some awareness of the day so I can hopefully get more people than just me trying to run this.

Kabal · Post by **Kabal** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:04 pm

chumbucket wrote:
Kabal wrote:
chumbucket wrote:You are just jealous of the adulation of hemperor on this shard.
Hemperor's prescence here on uosa has been purely negative. Never once has hemperor ever done anything that benefits the shard like, posting a screen shot of the day, provided new player housing, hosted an event, or whatever. Instead, what do you get from Hemperor? You get cutting bandages every time, 545674654564 million random, cracked out comments on the forums, constant talk in irc about LoL and other games that dont matter, attempts to infiltrate the uosa museum or whatever.

And lets take a closer look at chumbucket's role in this. chumbucket only logs in when theres above average player activity, ie. events and international hemperor days, chumbucket likes to steal, do you see where this is going? Do you rly think for a second that a guy who only logs in when he can exploit the player base(you, reading this) the most, is going to log in and throw an event for a beslubbering, lack-luster, mumble-news like hemperor.

My advice, avoid this trap like a fresh, steaming pile of dogshit in your front lawn left by your neigbors dog.
Because only when you wear a hemperor outfit can I possibly harm you!

Anyways, could you please take your bizarreness to the trash talk forum? I just wanted to start building some awareness of the day so I can hopefully get more people than just me trying to run this.

Nothing bizare about my post, whats bizare is your crazy fantasys of stealing items from hemperor, you should see a doctor, but not a canadian one.

fox_phyre · Post by **fox_phyre** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:13 am

Kabal wrote: And lets take a closer look at chumbucket's role in this. chumbucket only logs in when theres above average player activity, ie. events and international hemperor days, chumbucket likes to steal, do you see where this is going? Do you rly think for a second that a guy who only logs in when he can exploit the player base(you, reading this) the most, is going to log in and throw an event for a beslubbering, lack-luster, mumble-news like hemperor.

My advice, avoid this trap like a fresh, steaming pile of dogshit in your front lawn left by your neigbors dog.

Populus · Post by **Populus** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:59 am

Kabal wrote:I mad, I really mad.

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BobDobbs · Post by **BobDobbs** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:21 am

Is this some weird rivalry between two woowoos?

Anyways, sounds fun and I plan to participate.

The definition of "woowoo"

My horoscope starts my day
The priest says I should kneel and pray
The Tarot reader says ‘sorry, but you’re through
Better check yourself in
To the tower of woo’

A healer cleansed my vortex with Egyptian healing rods
Had me swimming with dolphins: said my energy was clogged
Told me to avoid any cure that was new
The older the better
In the tower of woo

My macrobiotic diet won’t allow me any meat
My reflexologist says it’s all in my feet
And anything sweet is taboo
Why is everybody smiling
In the tower of woo?

I beat drums in the forest, played the music of the spheres,
Walked over burning coals to overcome my fears
I was hoping for a miracle or two
But at the end of the day it’s still dark
In the tower of woo

I said to Steve McQueen: how lonely does it get?
Steve McQueen hasn’t answered yet
But I hear him sipping his homeopathic brew
A hundred floors above me
In the tower of woo

You can stick your little pins in that voodoo doll
It stimulates my aura, helps me to recall
A previous lifetime when my chakras were blue
And you tried to cure me with needles
In the tower of woo

I met a man who bent a spoon with his mind
At least that’s what he told me when I said I was blind
If I disagreed, he said he’d sue
Lawyers are hungry
In the tower of woo

Now you can say that I’ve grown bitter but of this you may be sure
The psychics have their channels in the bedrooms of the poor
I hear a mighty judgment’s coming, but I don’t think it’s true
There’s hundred dollar bills blowing in the halls
Of the tower of woo

I see you standing on the other side
Don’t teleport me to where your last patient died
The tower’s not so bad when you are blind
Incense burns in moxibustion cups
I’m mesmerized by your therapeutic touch
But I still feel like I’m running out of time

Now I bid you farewell, I don’t know when I’ll be back
They’re moving us to where spirits are slipping through the cracks
Speaking through our TVs, radios, computers too
The sign says no exit
From the tower of woo.

Kabal · Post by **Kabal** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:43 pm

Why on earth would you celebrate someone who doesn't even play here, all he does is come in irc and try to get people to quit uo and play LoL.

Celebrating someone who's counter-productive to the shards growthis almost as bad as letting choppax get away with using euo.

son · Post by **son** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:55 pm

Why is hemperor banned and Choppax not?

Trols · Post by **Trols** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:27 pm

I am in! Sounds fun... look for me!

chumbucket · Post by **chumbucket** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:05 pm

BUMP AS A REMINDER.

ALSO: I think we need a Josh Lee Holiday. WE NEED IT.

GuardianKnight · Post by **GuardianKnight** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:46 am

BobDobbs wrote:Is this some weird rivalry between two woowoos?

Anyways, sounds fun and I plan to participate.

The definition of "woowoo"

My horoscope starts my day
The priest says I should kneel and pray
The Tarot reader says ‘sorry, but you’re through
Better check yourself in
To the tower of woo’

A healer cleansed my vortex with Egyptian healing rods
Had me swimming with dolphins: said my energy was clogged
Told me to avoid any cure that was new
The older the better
In the tower of woo

My macrobiotic diet won’t allow me any meat
My reflexologist says it’s all in my feet
And anything sweet is taboo
Why is everybody smiling
In the tower of woo?

I beat drums in the forest, played the music of the spheres,
Walked over burning coals to overcome my fears
I was hoping for a miracle or two
But at the end of the day it’s still dark
In the tower of woo

I said to Steve McQueen: how lonely does it get?
Steve McQueen hasn’t answered yet
But I hear him sipping his homeopathic brew
A hundred floors above me
In the tower of woo

You can stick your little pins in that voodoo doll
It stimulates my aura, helps me to recall
A previous lifetime when my chakras were blue
And you tried to cure me with needles
In the tower of woo

I met a man who bent a spoon with his mind
At least that’s what he told me when I said I was blind
If I disagreed, he said he’d sue
Lawyers are hungry
In the tower of woo

Now you can say that I’ve grown bitter but of this you may be sure
The psychics have their channels in the bedrooms of the poor
I hear a mighty judgment’s coming, but I don’t think it’s true
There’s hundred dollar bills blowing in the halls
Of the tower of woo

I see you standing on the other side
Don’t teleport me to where your last patient died
The tower’s not so bad when you are blind
Incense burns in moxibustion cups
I’m mesmerized by your therapeutic touch
But I still feel like I’m running out of time

Now I bid you farewell, I don’t know when I’ll be back
They’re moving us to where spirits are slipping through the cracks
Speaking through our TVs, radios, computers too
The sign says no exit
From the tower of woo.

Josh lee?

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