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fof zat?

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One day I was just out strolling around the fort Matron and I own. Formerly known as bloodrock fort.
I find a Mojoko urk named Ne'rull. He tells me that he has a prisoner.

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I had no idea what he meant. So I had to check it out, sure enough. There a slave stands, in the warg pen surrounded by wargs and poo (did not look like warg poo to me).
I ask him what he wanted for the slave, seeing as I needed some cleaning in my house.
He tells me : fof zat.

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fof zat?
fof zat.
fof zat?
fof zat.

This went on for quite some time.

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I go to my house to see if I find a tribute that this slave might be worth.

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This offering seemed to do the trick.

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I grab the slave and we leave.

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Slave did not wash horse ass good enough. I decided it was time to sell him (yes. A good slave knows how to wash horse ass.)

We go to britain bank in an attempt to sell the slave.

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No buy slave ):

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If that's not water, then what is it? Orc wine? Orc ale? Only they know for sure.

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So I set out to pick up Matron. I tell him about the evil deeds the URK stand responsible for. Slavery, and being a filthy urk.

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It begins.

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Now to set this worthless slave free.

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Victory!



Aftermath :

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Last edited by Populus on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:00 am, edited 1 time in total.
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fof rizzle
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Very interesting!!! =)

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Post by Boondock_Saint »

Fof Zat = 50..
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Boondock_Saint wrote:Fof Zat = 50..
No sir, It's 40 actually.
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lol nice screens! hohoho I can't believe I missed this...I had heard you purchased a slave. Sorry he didn't know how to properly clean a horse's ass....we only use horses for food. See now if it was a burd's (Ozzy) ass, I'm sure there wouldn't have been any complaints lol.

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i love reading uo comics like this lol

anyone know if galad's website / comics are still up?

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