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Don't hate the archer, hate the game.

Halbu pm me anytime you want a 1v1.
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I don't like Halbu but I already know how that would pan out.
<green> grats pink and co. .... the 3 of you f---ing scrubs together can blow up a bard. IMPRESSIVE

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nightshark wrote:I don't like Halbu but I already know how that would pan out.
nightshark i love you
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Timelord wrote:Every single person in the game is out to kill you, loot you and take everything you own at any time.
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Today Bongy was talkin' jive as usual.... so I went over to his house and killed him with a lesser Dragon Shout.

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Rose wrote:Today Bongy was talkin' jive as usual.... so I went over to his house and killed him with a *Draguar Deathlord shout.

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Hey bitches, there's a reddit post about UO, I(and others) posted about secondage. Should be boatloads of newbs on tonight. PK?!

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Rose wrote:Today Bongy was talkin' jive as usual.... so I went over to his house and killed him with a lesser Dragon Shout.

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[22:00:50] <@Dupre> arsen isnt raging, hes jsut german, it just sounds taht way
[22:00:58] <@Dupre> hes actually very calm and gentle
[22:03:54] <@Dupre> arsen is also the best player here

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On the first day of March, NWO huddled in a circle, heads shaven and naked but for our ceremonial loin clothes (Rose misplaced his and wore a yellowing jockstrap instead), and began our long zazen determined to reveal the polymorphisms of Gank. What is the true nature of Gank? From wherest and whenst did it come? How is oneness with the Gank realized?

Rose, our leader and shaman, finally stood up and wafted away the sooty smoke of our contemplations so that Kevin, momentarily deaf from excessive masturbation, could read his lips.

"Noble students," he declared, "to truly understand the polymorphism of Gank, we must practice his Wu. We can go no further in our thoughts alone."

So we gathered our poisoned halberds, our herbs and poultices, and we sought the original face of Gank in the dungeons and caverns of our mad world.

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BEHOLD THE EYES OF GANK

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BEHOLD THE EARS OF GANK

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BEHOLD THE TONGUE OF GANK

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BEHOLD THE SCROTUM OF GANK

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BEHOLD THE SCINTILLATING CRUCIFORM OF GANK

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What Dread Villainry is befalling the citizens of Britannia!?!?
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[20:08] <@Kaivan> We have a ridable Maahes in Green Acres.
[10:00] <TheBreadman> leeds did a takeover on secondage
[10:00] <@Derrick> hax


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SO much death so little time to contemplate bounty on ones head?

I gota give you the good sportsman awards though SirDire.

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Dont pick on pickers.
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The mare did exact his revenge shortly after, but all is well.

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Ha, those lockpicker gankers were annoying. They tried to tag team me on my blacksmith. I walked around healing and trying to mark my rune (reason why I was there) till I succeeded, then left.

Those guys love to camp that spot, though, if you're ever looking for a funny kill. :P
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[20:08] <@Kaivan> We have a ridable Maahes in Green Acres.
[10:00] <TheBreadman> leeds did a takeover on secondage
[10:00] <@Derrick> hax


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That last one is fake. NO ONE kills the ian!!!
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<ian> 2 chicks making out are not gay

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