Ahoy Maties from Missouri!

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Freak Show
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Ahoy Maties from Missouri!

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So my wench that I furl my sail in and I are at one of our favorite taverns. We noticed our pub wench serving our rum had a tattoo. I asked if we might view the art work upon her flesh. I explained how I myself am a pirate in UO (more explanation was given in what we do). She pleasantly replied sure you must be quick I am busy, although let me rub some lotion on it first...
http://i.imgur.com/Ee1PK9i.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/o4jNzTl.jpg
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<Vega> cruising for a bruising with my fast ass![/size]
[00:01] <Jumbi> any other idiotic questions
[00:01] <Jumbi> no i cant tell your sex i am not a fortune teller!
[00:01] <Jumbi> leave me alone
[00:02] <Vega> rofl

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Arghhh
Kaivan wrote:Stop hijacking a simple general discussion topic for your e-peen stroking Vega.
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cute girl but damn "Buck" is right lol

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Myrnae wrote:cute girl but damn "Buck" is right lol
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