UO Second Age

Had me at "I want this"

I declare, this man needs a mustache

Old school Stylez, much entertainment value. Hats off.
also good sport willy =)

As of today, i am sorry to report, while under investigation, untold skeletons have been ripped from the closet like a small child hiding from "The Bad Uncle". (initial cause for investigation) Please note murder via black magic Cam3.png Additional investigation pending under violation of ...

Regardless of what "authority" "DG" "Recognized" they "still" have been found in violation animal rights. Just this afternoon, while on a routine checkup due to recent accusations one of our "agents" came across a grizzly scene. - Yours truly P.E.T.A -

In coordination with section 2.30.7, Division 3 Internal Affairs,
DG aka "The Dungeon Guard" are under investigation for animal cruelty via black magic. Until further developments they are considered unaware of the repercussions their actions may impose on them.

-P.E.T.A

It is believed that a number of animal Shelters have been broken into. Most of the animals are innocent and should not be "Earth Quaked". Please do not attempt to feed, cage, kill and/or eat the animals, or worse consequences than the purple storm may arise.

-P.E.T.A.

i have two for you im online right now irc acting funny on me

Hey sup Bro 13500 where u wanna meet im on all day