UO Second Age

Thank you for sharing this vital information. This newly open plot of land will make an excellent place to land the shuttlecraft.

*beams away*

Interesting. This "spell" as you call it, will not fool our tricorders however.

My vacation on Cardassia Prime is now finished.

Reporting back to duty as ships counselor.

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Is that a Risian sand slug?

On behalf of Star Fleet, I would like to thank you for allowing us to take part in this exciting sosarian sport. We hope that you will continue to run these matches in the future so that we may better gather data from which to compile a holodeck simulation program. It will bring much joy to the crew...

If you can provide the specification for this item, I am sure that we can program them into our replicators and produce one for you. We will be in touch.

End Transmission

In the best of diplomatic efforts I have employed my betazoid empathic powers to search for the lifeform you seek. In the mean time, I have asked Commander Data to search the StarFleet Database for any listing of this type dwelling, heat signature, geographical location, and olfactory display, payin...

Commander Data has contributed much in the field of art. Computer : Access public files from Commander Data : Classification : Poetry, Prose Display : Ode to Spot Author : Commander Data Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature, an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature? Your visual, olfact...

On behalf of StarFleet, I would like to place an offer of one tower deed, 3 small house deeds, and 10,000 of the finest Ferengi Gold-Pressed Latinum coins.

I would like to bid one tower deed, and 100,000 of what you call "gold pieces".

Enterprise: I seem to be stuck in a temporal distortion of sorts, like the one the enterprise encountered on Stardate 45652.1 (Cause and Effect). When I tell the computer to create a new "macro" file and store it in the StarFleet database, the data becomes corrupted, or it never becomes ad...

Paying in non-replicable latinum. Send me a sub-space communication with your inventory and cost.

I will not do business with the Ferengi and their allies.

My preliminary tricorder data would seem to suggest this number is 30 seconds.

Captain, I have ran the transmission through the universal translator and Starfleet archives. The word "derp" (Earth, 2005-2014 C.E.) is a verb meaning "to make funny faces". In this conjugation, it would suggest that the Doppleganger of myself is aware that she is making funny f...