UO Second Age

These invasions look awesome, I hope they continue so I can catch one soon.

This looks like it was a lot of fun, I'm bummed I missed it.

I double clicked my scratch ticket, and my toon just keeps scratching endlessly. Does that mean the ticket is a loser? Did my character catch crabs from the Britain brothel? So confused.

Guess I should have validated my accounts. Oops.

*and happy anniversary everyone. Thank you to the staff for a great server.

Bloody plains indeed!

FYI - If I'm not mistaken, I think you get "liver" from this year's turkeys, not "turkey liver."

This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for the return of Franz's daily events.

Still trying to crack the code on this stuff. A week ago, I went so far as to take some of the firecrackers from five to a strange building I found east of Destard (if I recall correctly)... I forget what it was called, but it looks UO:R-era in build and says something like an elf firework factory. ...

Yeah same here.... again. Running around for a couple hours only to find more jack squat. Same as last night. Really takes the thanks out of Thanksgiving -also the giving :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( Well, you got what you asked for I guess. Sucks that the gem encrusted one to...

I found two in about 20 minutes of running around this morning. The gem encrusted turkeys are tough (at least for me), aggressive, and cannot be provoked. Got a bunch of gold, gems, and a silver power mace. The regular turkeys are like other animals, except I lost a lot of karma from killing it. Got...

"I quit" doesn't mean what Cavewight apparently thought it meant when he posted it fifteen times this morning.

I thought I recalled a Tale of Adventure where Downs or Chumbucket equipped a bunch of NPC mages with crossbows and hilarity ensued. Can't find it now though. When I tried to give an NPC armor or a weapon, I got the standard "I have no use for this" message.

I don't play much anymore, but I keep an eye on the boards. Sorry if folks don't find these funny, but I was having a fun time with them. This one was inspired by cA. This is a bi-monthly topic.

It's inevitable.

MatronDeWinter wrote:What song is this a parody of?

Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody. It's been done by dozens of artists, including Louis Armstrong, Bing Crosby and David Lee Roth.