[$$$]Cock Fights

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[$$$]Cock Fights

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[$$$] COCK FIGHTS!


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Please welcome the return of the Syndicate Of Successful Salesmen's Cockfights!!

Cockfights will be held every Thursday evening starting at 8pm EST at the $$$ Rune Tower

Getting your cock has been easy thanks to a new vendor at the $$$ Rune Tower


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Step 1 - Go to the $$$ Rune Tower Located on the SW tip of Moonglow island


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Step 2 - If Spicy the Chicken Vendor is not around, just get his attention by uttering the words "cock"


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Step 3 - Buy yourself a healthy Chicken to enter into competition!



Entry Fee for this event will be 2k

Each fight will be single elimination, there will be no buffering or casting on the chickens at any time, and owners/players are prohibited from interfering during a fight

The winner of each match will earn (1) Cock point and move on to face off another chicken in the next round, the winner of the whole night will take home 10k + all the entry fee payed that night.

Players will accumulate cock points each month and the player with the most cock points earned that month will win an additional 50k!!!!

The first Fight will begin at 8pm EST Thursday Jan 14th Please arrive early to register and pay entry fee!
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Re: [$$$]Cock Fights

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MATCH POINTS TOTAL



Cake, Urinal [1]
Martin Van buren [1]
grylls, bear [1]
Knocker, Fart [7]
Azura [1]
BadBrad [1]
Les Stoud [3]
Magellan[3]
Sir Rellik [2]
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I shall be there with SirHotwingsIV

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My cock will enjoy this.

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Re: [$$$]Cock Fights

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Can we bring our own cocks, or do we have to use your cock?
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hiicha, you have to use my cock...

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I'd also like to know if we can use our own cocks. I have a pretty powerful cock that I'd like to enter into this fight.
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Re: [$$$]Cock Fights

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ALL COCKS WILL BE ALLOWED! TRAIN THEM UP ^_^
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Re: [$$$]Cock Fights

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whos up for cock training?!

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Re: [$$$]Cock Fights

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I ask for everyone's assistance! Please stroke, fondle and massage my cock as much as possible. Its good for the cock's muscles.

I might have to goto the stables and whip out my cock.

Make sure to feed your cocks lots of milk! Its good for their bones. Not too much though, or your nauseous cock will be spewing out white goo.

Watch out for the evil cock mongler with his wicked stare! He will buy out all of Spicy's chickens, cock blocking everyone before the event. He is rumoured to own the dreaded Cock Master, the mightiest chicken in all of Britannia!

So many possible innuendos its not even funny. We need more.

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I can't make it because I'm at work! Gah! Maybe I should take annual paid leave to join the cock fight...

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I'll be there!

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Awesome. I'm in!

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Re: [$$$]Cock Fights

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Are their different weight classes to ensure fairness?
My cock is always ready for action, but he's much smaller than most others I have seen and I would hate to have to pull him out for the event and get laughed at.
Thanks

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Re: [$$$]Cock Fights

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FOUR HOURS TO GO
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