chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: Short Edition #8

[chumbucket]

Last night a potential UOSA player opened a private chat with me in IRC.

Session Start: Sat May 02 21:48:20 2009
Session Ident: UOSAPlayer
[21:48] Session Ident: UOSAPlayer (WildIRC, chumbucket)
[21:48] <UOSAPlayer> Hey, question. Is the goal of cA to get people to leave the shard by being douchebags?
01[21:48] <chumbucket> Yes.
01[21:48] <chumbucket> Anything other questions?
[21:48] <UOSAPlayer> Nope. That was it.
01[21:49] <chumbucket> Did Clark Kent steal from you?
01[21:49] <chumbucket> He is naughty.
01[21:49] <chumbucket> I will scold him.
[21:50] <UOSAPlayer> Nope. I was reading the forums, and was curious why someone would form a guild that's meant to destroy a community rather than support it
01[21:50] <chumbucket> Ah right.
01[21:50] <chumbucket> I hate my mother.
[21:50] <UOSAPlayer> Unlikely
01[21:50] <chumbucket> This is my way of lashing out.
01[21:50] <chumbucket> Maahes reminds me of my mother.
[21:50] <UOSAPlayer> Unlikely as well
01[21:50] <chumbucket> And so that's how I make myself feel ok.
[21:51] <UOSAPlayer> This is all very entertaining I'm sure but it's all also b/s, I'm not sure why you're talking
01[21:51] <chumbucket> You asked me a question.
01[21:51] <chumbucket> And so I responded.
01[21:51] <chumbucket> You must be new to this shard.
[21:52] <UOSAPlayer> I am, and it's been good so far, but I'm hesitant to get my hopes up
01[21:52] <chumbucket> Nah. It's the best shard ever.
01[21:52] <chumbucket> I like it more than I liked UO back in the day even.
01[21:53] <chumbucket> Derrick is more professional than anyone ever was at OSI
01[21:53] <chumbucket> or anywhere
[21:53] <UOSAPlayer> True, but the concentration of people playing purely to frustrate others seems a higher % than on OSI
01[21:53] <chumbucket> Nah
[21:53] <UOSAPlayer> Your entire guild.
01[21:53] <chumbucket> It's mostly just me and a few other guys in my guild
[21:53] <UOSAPlayer> -F-
01[21:53] <chumbucket> Oh
01[21:53] <chumbucket> those are just moron pvpers
01[21:53] <chumbucket> ignore them
01[21:54] <chumbucket> You won't see them much anyways
01[21:54] <chumbucket> And I'm quitting tomorrow
01[21:54] <chumbucket> so there you go!
[21:55] <UOSAPlayer> But your guild still exists and the shard promotes your guilds antics, so someone else will just be trying harder to fill your shoes
[21:55] <UOSAPlayer> or multiple people
01[21:55] <chumbucket> The shard promotes my antics?
[21:55] <UOSAPlayer> Indeed, there wouldn't be forums dedicated to it otherwise.
01[21:55] <chumbucket> I work so hard to promote my antics when everyone else was doing it to!
01[21:55] <chumbucket> Oh there is that
01[21:56] <chumbucket> I give back to the community with tales of hilarity and rage.
01[21:56] <chumbucket> So yeah.
[21:56] <UOSAPlayer> But you drive people away who are the victims.
01[21:56] <chumbucket> But seriously the staff here are total professionals
[21:56] <UOSAPlayer> and potentially there friends, etc.
01[21:56] <chumbucket> I also bring in folks
01[21:56] <chumbucket> so i dont' worry to much
[21:56] <UOSAPlayer> Professionals wouldn't encourage "Tales of Adventure"
01[21:57] <chumbucket> U SHOULD WRITE TO YOUR CONGRESSMAN
01[21:57] <chumbucket> THAT'LL LEARN EM
01[21:57] <chumbucket> IT IS UNPROFESSIONAL TO HAVE UO WITH THIEVES
[21:58] <UOSAPlayer> Now you're overexaggerating
01[21:58] <chumbucket> NO MAAM
01[21:58] <chumbucket> R U HEMPEROR?
[21:58] <UOSAPlayer> Sure. Whatever gets you off.
01[21:59] <chumbucket> SAILOR MOON HENTAI
[22:00] <UOSAPlayer> I prefer the ladies of elfen lied but to each their own
01[22:01] <chumbucket> So do you want to join our guild?
[22:02] <UOSAPlayer> In every way imaginable, but I can't.
01[22:02] <chumbucket> You can't join our guild?
[22:02] <UOSAPlayer> No
01[22:03] <chumbucket> Why not?
[22:04] <UOSAPlayer> I have aids from having sex with monkeys and don't want to get you sick. The CDC won't let me.
01[22:05] <chumbucket> MAAM THAT IS UNPROFESSIONAL
01[22:05] <chumbucket> U R DRIVING PEOPEL FROM MY GUILDS
01[22:05] <chumbucket> GOOD DAY!
[22:05] <UOSAPlayer> Indeed.
01[22:05] <chumbucket> OMG
01[22:05] <chumbucket> I KNOW
01[22:05] <chumbucket> NOW
01[22:05] <chumbucket> U R CHUMPBUCKET
[22:07] <UOSAPlayer> Unfortunately, no.
01[22:07] <chumbucket> Y U LIE
[22:08] <UOSAPlayer> I only lie to protect your congressmen and women.
01[22:08] <chumbucket> OMG U R HEMPEROR
01[22:08] <chumbucket> I KNEW IT
[22:08] <UOSAPlayer> Indeed.
01[22:08] <chumbucket> I KNEW IT
01[22:08] <chumbucket> HEMPEROR IS CHUMPBUCKET
01[22:08] <chumbucket> OMG
[22:09] <UOSAPlayer> Incredible findings
Session Close: Sat May 02 22:18:05 2009

[Wise]

[22:09] <UOSAPlayer> Incredible findings

[Pro]

[21:53] <UOSAPlayer> -F-
01[21:53] <chumbucket> Oh
01[21:53] <chumbucket> those are just moron pvpers
01[21:53] <chumbucket> ignore them
01[21:54] <chumbucket> You won't see them much anyways


It's okay to be jealous. Not everyone can be as good as us.

[MatronDeWinter]

It's okay to be jealous. Not everyone can be as good as chad.

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