Brother Tabius of $$$ now offering Brokering and Advice.

[Tabius]

I would just like to take this opportunity to inform you all of the decision to offer a Brokering and Building Advice service for our community.

From this time forward I will be offering my services as a broker to assist in trades between players. The fee involved will be 0.5% with this fee being waived for the first 30 days after this post. Due to my being on Australian Time I am often able to assist you at times other brokers may not be available.

Also, I am increasingly asked to place housing for people who are unable to place in a location, due to not understanding the location and terrain faced.

Sometimes advice is all that is required, but in the past have been very happy to place it on their behalf and transfer the house to them to give them the home they desire.

After much consideration I have decided to offer this service to everyone on the server. House placement can sometimes be a very difficult task, considering some terrain throughout the land.

Fees will be as follows:

Price if I Place Advice Only
Placing a small house: 2k (1k)
Placing a Large Brick or Patio: 5k (2.5k)
Placing an L shape: 5k (2.5k)
Placing a Tower: 10k (5k)
Placing a Keep: 20k (10k)
Placing a Castle: 30k (15k)
Unsuccessful House placement: (1k)

Some people may scoff at this service, that is fine as you do not need to use it. But the fact is more and more players are coming to me for advice, today alone I had 3 requests for advice regarding house placement.

To obtain my services for brokering or building advice please contact me via IRC on 'Tabius'.

[Kabal]

Brother Tabius provides a quality and reliable service.
Just had him place a tower in a spot that was frustrating me.
I highly reccomend his service.

[Kryptonical]

I have Tabius place 2 towers and countless smalls for me, especially in strange/odd places where it seemed like whatever I did the darn house would not fit and somehow he would make it fit.

Great Idea/Service

[Sir Rellik]

In a spot that I thought a tower would never fit, he somehow was able to place it....
He's the next best thing to a GM being able to place where ever.
HIGHLY recommend his services if you're in a tough spot!!

[Tabius]

Don't forget to take advantage of free brokering of trades for the first 30 days.

[Hicha]

I'm Hiicha, and I support Tabius 100%.™

[Alex21]

Tabius is a swell guy, i highly recommend his services

[Tabius]

So far in the last 24 hours 4 towers have been placed for happy customers.

Towers seem to be a popular choice.

[Tabius]

Some people have questioned why have a castle price,

Although there may not be a place right now, who knows into the future. Someone may need the help.

Thats why the price is there.

[GuardianKnight]

Tabius, i need some advice.

You see, there is this girl that has been looking at me every time i go to this one restaurant and i think she might like me. Can you please tell me how i would go about stalking her?

[Wise]

33k and 2 silver

[Tabius]

Tabius, i need some advice.

You see, there is this girl that has been looking at me every time i go to this one restaurant and i think she might like me. Can you please tell me how i would go about stalking her?

Dear GuardianKnight,

Sounds like you already are....

Regards

Tabius

[Hicha]

Tabius, i need some advice.

You see, there is this girl that has been looking at me every time i go to this one restaurant and i think she might like me. Can you please tell me how i would go about stalking her?

She's a man; didn't you notice her gigantic Adam's Apple? Can't trust everything you see in those Jalisco restaurants.

[archaicsubrosa77]

You are in love with Anne Coulter?

[Tabius]

Don't Forget to take advantage of the free brokering!!

Quite a few happy customers today for the house placements. Enjoy your new Homes!!