FRAUD!

[The Real Hemperor]

I have regained much of my lost strength. Everyday I work to rebuild my power, dreaming only of fortified wines and my lost surcoats. Impostor, I know who you are. I know where you are. It is not in Canada. It is the heathen lands to the south. I will invade, unilaterally. I will never give up. I will persevere. I will never surrender.

I am the product of the superior Canadian health care system. You do not stand a chance! If I am injured, top Canadian scientists will regenerate my lost limbs, rejuvenate my depleted energies and give me a can of fortified wine to soak my wounds in.

O, Canada!

Grant me the power to slay my enemies and recover the lost surcoats!

[caveman]

[Chaos]

that stuff is liquid crack

[Sir Rellik]

13% ALCOHOL YOU PANSY!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE GEORGES ST PIERRE THOUGH LOL